The Heat of Battle (happy birthday Owen and Dee)


The ground shakes beneath Owen as the eighty-eight blasts shells into the village a kilometer away, twenty a minute, searching for the tanks hidden in the narrow streets, the alleys and the yards.

Owen peers over the ditch. Brings his fieldglasses into focus. He scans. Two hundred yards away across an open field, a truck sits parked in the shadow of a farm compound. A single soldier smokes a cigarette, his rifle leaning against the truck's bumper.

The eighty-eight pounds on.

Next to the farm there is a copse. Owen focuses the glasses beyond the truck and its lone guard. Smoke drifts through the trees. There it is.

The eighty-eight blasts again, and the smoke seems to shimmer.

Satisfied, Owen turns to his men.

"Enemy eighty-eight hidden in the trees, three hundred yards away, south-south-east. One truck and driver in the shadow of a farmhouse wall, two hundred yards. We use the access road. Stay low, use the bocage, watch for movement, watch for mines. Dee, you're on point."

Dee nods and sets off, moving low, his .303 at the ready. The platoon follows, sticking to the shadows of the hedgerows wherever they can find them, keeping low. They reach the intersection where the dirt lane to the farmhouse leaves the gravel-strewn road, and Dee raises a hand. Peers towards the farm.

Owen joins him. "Anything?"

Dee shakes his head.

"What would you do?" Owen asks.

"I'd have mines in those fields, for sure. And I'd put an MG3 nest up there in the brush somewhere. Field of fire straight down this road, camo'ed," says Dee. "But only if I had the time. And the men."

"Only one way to find out," says Owen.
"I ain't going across no field," says Dee.

"So we take a walk up the garden path," Owen says, clapping him on the shoulder. He turns to the men, "Two on point, advance recce, follow on our signal. And if they get us, you'd goddamn better get them."
He takes a breath. Nods to Dee. In one fluid movement Dee rises and sprints across the gap, and even before he's reached the other side Owen has rolled into position, his Thomson trained down the lane. Dee comes up from his roll in the long grass, his .303 on the laneway, searching for a target.

None appears. No fire comes.

Owen rises and moves forward, gun at the ready. On the other side of the lane, Dee follows.

Owen's boots pad the dirt. He wipes the sweat from his brow.

They steal forward, finding whatever cover they can, and when they approach the shuttered farmhouse, there is no response. No guard, no snipers, no machine-guns. They take cover beneath the sill of the window and signal back down the laneway. The platoon steals forward, boots scuffing on the gravel, the sound masked by the boom of the gun in the woods, and joins their leaders by the farmhouse door.

Owen signals his instructions, and while two men go to silence the truck driver the rest turn their attention on the front door.

Owen reaches for his bayonet and runs the blade slowly down the gap between door and jamb. Finding no resistance, he runs the blade upwards, and finds the latch. He lifts the sash with the blade, eases the door open, and, signaling to the platoon to wait, slips into the house.

Inside, the house is dark, with just the sliver of light from the open door upon the rough floorboards. Except... Owen sees the line of a hallway leading from a corner of this room, framed by a vague, flickering glow against the wall behind.

He moves towards the source of the light, and in the darkness kicks what must be a chair, wood scraping on wood, seeming unbearably loud.

He stops. There's a movement in another room, and the faint glow that had shown him the way vanishes. He's sure he heard a faint metallic... click.

He waits, and within twenty seconds his eyes adjust to the gloom and he can again see the corridor. He puts the first pound of pressure on the trigger of the Thompson, closes the door with his heel to cut the light source behind him, and creeps into the hallway.

Three doorways lead off the corridor, one left, one right, one straight ahead. All are closed. Owen stays close to the wall, putting as little pressure on the floorboards as he can. He reaches the first door, turns the handle, pushes it open, leaning back so anyone firing through the space would hit nothing but air.

Nothing happens.

He turns to the second doorway. He readies the gun in his right hand, and with his left, twists the handle and allows the door to swing open.

Silence. He swings the gun up and through the doorway, and finds himself pointing at an empty bedroom.

He takes a breath and turns to the last doorway, heart pounding. He flattens his back against the wall, raises the gun, ready to fire, and turns the door handle.

The door opens with the same metallic click. The hinge creaks. He squeezes the trigger to the point of fire. A figure moves. Owen pulls the trigger, but as the command travels from his brain to his hands he hears the words "Non, monsieur", and he shifts his aim and releases the trigger.

The single shot buries itself in the wall five inches above the man's head. Owen looks at him. In his late forties, the man is small and round, and looks terrified. But not for himself.

There, huddled around a table, staring at him, are three women, one older, the man's wife, and two teenagers. Dee arrives in the hallway at a run, but Owen holds up his hand to stop him.

Dee comes to Owen's shoulder and looks at the scene before him. The man, terrified. The girls nervous. Their mother defiant. And on the table before them, a small cake, with a single unlit candle in the top of it.

"Birthday," says Owen. "Birthday?" They look blankly back at him.

"Un... anniversaire," says Dee. "Anniversaire?"

The man nods. The wife looks defiant. But the youngest girl simply says "C'est l'anniversaire de mon papa."

Owen stares at them. "It's this guy's birthday," says Dee.

Owen doesn't know what to say, but he drags out a mangled "Happy birthday". The farmer doesn't understand the words, but he feels the tension go out of the situation, and he smiles. "Merci, monsieur."

"Have you got a cellar? Ask them if they have a cellar."

"Cave? Vous avez un cave?" says Dee, speaking the French as if it were English, but the man shakes his head.

"Attic?" says Owen, moving to the window.

"Grenier?" says Dee, and it takes the man a moment before he understands, and he rattles off instructions to the women, and his wife retorts but does what she's told, and together they round up their girls and leave the room, Dee admonishing them to be quiet. Owen hears a trapdoor swing open, and the civilians scramble into the roof, and Dee joins him at the window.

"We got a plan, sir?"

"We're going into those woods and we're taking out that eighty-eight," says Owen, his mouth dry, the words catching in his throat.

"Sir," says Dee, heading for the door. He stops at the hall and turns.

"Happy birthday, sir," says Dee, and grins. "Happy goddamn birthday." Then he walks away.

Owen looks down at the birthday cake.

He begins to tremble. He bites his hand to stop the tears. He sinks to the floor, clutching his knees. A part of him, watching from high above in a corner of the room, tells himself to control his breathing, to make sure he does not hyperventilate, and he follows those orders.

He comes back to himself. Pulls himself together. Stands up. Without giving the cake a further glance, he walks out of the room, ready to plan the attack.

*****

After the battle the farmer's wife is the first to emerge from the attic. Her eldest daughter makes to follow, but her mother hisses "non!" and the daughter remains.

The woman picks her way through the debris, past the crumpled bodies and the bullet-flecked walls, treading carefully amongst the fallen chunks of plaster and the smashed and splintered furniture.

She makes her way down the hallway towards the back room, where dust hangs in beams of bright orange late-evening light.

She steps through the doorway.

A hole has been blown in the wall. Rubble lies in the farmyard beyond, scattered amongst and over a half-dozen dead Germans. The late evening sun streams through the gap, and there, seated at the table, covered in blood, and grime, and dust, exhausted but alive, is Dee, his arms on the table, his head upon his arms. There too, his gun leaning against his chair, sits Owen, staring into space. He seems to come to, aware that someone is there. He turns. Meets the woman's gaze.

They stare at each other for what seems like forever.

She breaks the gaze and goes to the dresser by the back wall. She opens a drawer and takes out a knife. She comes to him. Stands over him, the knife in her hand. He looks from her expressionless face to the knife, and back again, too tired to respond.

The eighty-eight is no longer firing, and from the main road comes the rumble of passing tanks. 

She pulls the dust-covered birthday cake towards her, raises the knife, and cuts the cake into six slices.

She smiles. When his grin comes it is rueful, but it still feels like a smile.

The woman slides the plate before him.

Owen takes the cake.

Letter to the Taoiseach

To: Taoiseach Enda Kenny
socialpolicy@taoiseach.gov.ie

Dear Taoiseach.


Thank you for the good work you have done so far. Your handling of the religious abuse and Magdalene scandals was decent, and although the legislation on the X case is ludicrous (suicide assessment, really? What are we thinking?) at least your government finally moved to do something, which is more than any previous government managed.

But, dear Taoiseach, the banks. What a clusterf***. Right?

You must be sick to death of it.

So reckless lending by the banks, compounded by the catastrophic bank guarantee, ended up costing us our prosperity. Lots of people are suffering. Jobs lost, mortgage arrears, negative equity on homes that can't be sold.

Now, you might say that you inherited the problem, which is only partly true - after all, in opposition your lot voted for the bank guarantee too, didn't it?

But thank God your government has bolstered the social security safety net, and moved to address the imbalance of power that the banks seem to continue to enjoy in Irish economic life, despite their disgraceful behaviour over recent years.

You have, right?

No, Taoiseach, sadly, you haven't. You've cut benefits and increased taxes, putting the biggest burden square on those who can least afford it. Your government talked about tackling the banks on bonus and fees. You didn't. And now, with the Land and Conveyancing Law Reform Bill 2013, your government is moving to make it easier for banks to foreclose on distressed mortgage-holders, despite compelling evidence that shows that those banks are persistently targeting the most vulnerable.

Now a bank is an entity that does not have a heart, and owes no responsibility but to its shareholders, so despite the fact that one would wonder how any human being with a conscience could send a foreclosure notice to an unemployed couple whose jobs went south as a direct result of the crisis provoked by the banks, rendering them homeless, they're not, as organisations, expected to look after the people.

You are.

You're elected to represent the people.

You're elected to lead the people.

You're elected to serve the people.

You are not elected to serve banks. You are not elected to serve banks' shareholders. Except of course, for those banks in whom the government holds shares. In that case, those shareholders are us.

So I find myself scratching my head at the Land and Conveyancing Law Reform Bill 2013. Your colleague Mr. Shatter said "What this Bill will do is to restore the law that has existed over the centuries which enables a lending institution to rely on its security in relation to a mortgage. [...] I am, of course, deeply aware of the issues that arise where repossession proceedings relate to family homes." I'll interject here to point out that awareness and action are two different things. Mr. Shatter continues: "In the course of preparing this Bill, I sought and obtained Government approval to include in the Bill a provision which will allow a court to adjourn repossession proceedings in such cases to see whether a Personal Insolvency Arrangement (PIA) under the Personal Insolvency Act 2012 would be a more appropriate course of action. The court may, in such cases, adjourn the proceedings to facilitate the drawing up of such an Arrangement as an alternative to repossession."

So that seems reasonable, right? And it would, if the banks were behaving compassionately, or even rationally outside of their own self-interest. (Scuse the pun.)

But they're not.

Now I understand that you're treading a delicate line in trying to rebuild the economy, but here's the thing - you're supposed to be looking after the people. Not the banks. Making it easier for the banks to make things harder for the innocents who suffered the most from the banking crisis is a failure on your part.

You're better than this.

You can do better than this.

Who's running Ireland, you or the banks?

Please, do better than this.

Sincerely,

Devin

Karen


I dressed sharp. Suit and heels. Skirt short but not too short. Classy but available. If you're lucky.

I checked the outfit against The Wall. My office wall, festooned with pictures, grainy printouts from security camera stills, all attractive women, all filmed in bars or clubs, or on the street. All dressed the same way I was.

I tore the photos down, but I lingered over the last one, the only photo of a male. In fifteen seconds I had memorised his face.

I burned the photos in the fireplace and went out to get some food.

I found the man by the waterfront, strolling alone amongst the last of the day-trippers and the first of the nightclubbers. With a flick of my thumb I lit a cigarette and followed him, a hundred yards behind.

He went into a pub with ideas above its station. I took a moment to fix my make-up and followed him in.

I found a corner in the shadows and watched as he worked the room. His easy, greasy smile did not fool the women he tried it on.

Until, of course, it did.

The blonde was a little too young and a little too drunk. The man bought her a drink, a double, and before she had finished it he bought her another. He made the girl laugh, and her head rolled back a little more loosely than it should, and when he asked her a question and she nodded and reached for her coat, I stepped out of the alcove, and was on them before they'd left the table.

"You don't want her, you want me," I said.

"What?" said the blonde, but the man had registered my looks. They always do.

"Really?" he smiled.

"Fuckin' prick," said the blonde, getting the picture. I didn't even look at her.

"Sorry, love," I said, "but I'm taking this one for the girls".

The blonde stalked off.

"I'm..." he began, but I cut him off.

"I don't care. Come with me."

I turned and walked away, trusting that he'd follow.

He did.

We walked together, without talking, back to my apartment. I let him in, took his coat, and showed him to the living-room. He took in the view over the city, but when he turned (the words "nice place" were, I was sure, on his lips, the unoriginal bastard) I cut him off by putting the music on. It doesn't matter what music. It was sweet, it was sexy, but most important of all, it was loud.

I slipped out of my jacket and walked towards him, swinging my hips.

"Dance?" I said, and he nodded, held out his hands, and we danced.

To my surprise, he wasn't bad. A little stiff, but he knew the moves, and I let him lead me around the floor for a few minutes that I could almost have described as... enjoyable. But the hunger overtook me, and I moved closer to him, arms around his waist, and I managed not to shudder as his hands slid down my back, towards...

"You've been bad, haven't you?" I whispered.

He barely heard me. "Mm-hmm?"

"I know what you've been doing," I said.

"Mm-what?"

He was starting to listen.

"I know what you did to all those girls," I said, louder now. "I can see it in your soul."

"You fucking what?!" he cried, realising that the seduction was over, or, at least, that it had not been the seduction he had intended. He tried to push away, but my arms were locked tight. And I am very, very strong.

"Get the fuck off me," he hissed, and I tightened my grip.

"LOOK AT ME!" I growled, and he heard the change in my voice as I let go, giving in to the animal inside, and his anger turned to fear.

A lock of hair fell over one of my eyes, but he looked in the other, and I gave him the glint, the fire in my eye, that tiny window to the very me. And as he gazed, the spark became a flame, as of a single candle burning bright, and he was transfixed.

"Who are you?" he gibbered.

"I AM YOUR DEATH," I said, and I knew my voice now seemed to him to come from the abyss, and he realised even as the oxygen in his brain ran low that he had heard me speak but I had not moved my lips.

I allowed the change to happen in me. I let go. My skin blackened, then cracked, revealing not flesh but flame within, and the fire burst through the cracks and engulfed me, and I held him tight in my embrace as first his clothes and then his skin burned, and he fought to break free, shrieking, but the screams died quickly as he ran out of air.

He slumped against me, and I knew that he was gone, this bad man, this hater of women, and I summoned the will to put the fire out. The flames died away, and I lowered the charred corpse to the floor. This time I had been able to keep the fire under control. But it had been harder. It was progressive. Some day I would lose it. After three thousand years living this way, a forgotten god alone amongst mortals, scraping a living amongst the pigs and the assholes, the fire was become more and more difficult to command. Soon the glory of it would consume me, and then the whole world would burn with me.

But not tonight. That magnificence would have to wait.

I strode to the fireproof closet and put on a robe, left the man smouldering, and went to the kitchen.

I came back with an electric carving knife and a silver platter. I stopped by the man's jacket, retrieved his wallet from an inside pocket. I flicked it open as I walked back to the middle of the room and stood over the carcass. The man's name was Nigel.

I threw the wallet away, kneeled on the floor, placed the platter down beside what was once Nigel, turned on the carving knife, and went to work.

"Sorry, Nigel," I said. "But a girl's gotta eat."

Valentina


It started the day Valentina tripped and did not fall.

She was coming down the steps from the verandah into the garden, carrying a gateau with more candles on it than she cared to think about, and her toe caught on a cracked tile. She pitched forward, desperately trying to avoid dropping the cake (and ruining everything, as the voice in her head quickly cried), and succeeded in keeping it on the plate. Only when she was sure the cake was saved did she notice that she hadn't yet hit the ground. Knees that should have been scuffed and bleeding were fine, and the party dress that should have been dusty from the path was not.

She looked down, and when she saw that she was hovering eighteen inches above the garden path she got a fright, and this time she did fall. She arrived at the table cake-less, her knees scuffed and bleeding, her party dress dusty from the path. Her friends laughed the cake disaster away, and mistook her preoccupation for much of the rest of the evening as being about the falling cake, when the truth was it was about what had happened just before the falling cake.

An hour into the evening she decided it must have been a mistake of some kind, that she had imagined it, or dreamt it, or that during the fall she had had a burst of mental acceleration that had made it seem as if time had stood still, she shook free of the preoccupation, and resolved to enjoy the party. She did, and at the end of the night her friends left her with hugs and kisses and promises that they would go out and this time actually eat some cake. Valentina laughed, said her goodbyes, and when the house was empty she went to bed.

In the middle of the night she accidentally walked out the window.

When she did not fall to the flower-bed below she realised she was dreaming, and hovered for a moment before moving herself, without being sure how, out over the railing and into the road. Fifteen feet above the road, to be exact. She flew down the road at that height, skimming under the leaves on the long avenues, dodging electrical cables and phone wires, straying in and out of the pools of light cast downwards by the intermittent streetlamps. She took a turn onto another road, and when that went well she flew all the way to the city centre, until the bright lights there spooked her and, fearing she would be seen, she glided home. She drifted through her window and touched lightly down on the carpet. She sat on the bed, smiling wide, and waited to wake up.

But she didn't wake up. And, after a while, she realised that the reason she hadn't woken up was because she wasn't asleep.

This puzzled her, because she knew that people could not fly, and yet she had flown, while awake. (Or so she was coming to believe.) She stopped smiling and asked herself, with her most serious face, if she had really flown, fully awake, around town.

And the answer was yes, she was sure that she had, and the smile returned as, filled with joy, she took a step towards the window, and the step turned into a walk, and the walk turned into a run, and with a single jump she bounded onto the window-ledge and leapt into the night sky.

This time she did not restrict herself. She flew straight up, pirouetting as she went, tumbling and rolling, dancing in the heavens. When she looked down she could see the whole town laid out before her, and she realised she was cold, but the cold did not dampen her joy. It drove her to move again, and she rose higher, chasing the clouds, driving through them, feeling them soak her like invisible rain - and then she was through them, above them, watching the moonlight on the mallowscape below her, and still she rose, high even above the clouds now, the cold bitter but her heart unstoppable, and she found herself marvelling at a slowly dispersing airliner condensation trail, that seemed to glow phosphorescent...

The 747 when it went by below her was faster than she would have thought possible, and even as the shockwave from its passing sent her tumbling the thought finally went through her head.

"Valentina," it said. "Of course you cannot fly".

And she realised that the voice was right. Who was she to think she could fly? She was human, after all.

She stopped flying.

At that altitude, or any altitude, the act of stopping flying is exactly the same as the act of starting falling, so that's what she did.

She plummeted.

Down through the moonlight and into the soft caress of the clouds, but they did not hold her and she fell through them, breaking the surface below, with the lights of the city separating and growing brighter at a rate that was really rather alarming.

Her stomach rolled and she clawed at the air, but because humans cannot fly she could gain no purchase, and as she fell the last few hundred feet, attracted at terminal velocity to the planet on which she had stayed firmly rooted for as many years as there had been candles on her cake, she resigned herself to dying, and steeled herself for the end...

And at this point the realisation came to her. "But I flew."

She opened her eyes. A streetlight above her buzzed idly in the humidity of the early summer's night. She breathed in, and allowed her hand to fall behind her.

Her finger-tip touched the hard concrete of the street, eighteen inches below her. She wobbled, but did not fall, and carefully she willed herself to pivot, until her feet touched the road. With a stumble she righted herself, and in a moment she was standing in the street, right outside her house, in soaking-wet pyjamas.

She looked up. Far above, the lights of a passing plane blinked.

Valentina closed her eyes.

She watched the kaleidoscope of blood coursing through her eyelids as her brain tried to make sense of the data her rods and cones were sending her.

Then a grin spread across her face.

She flew back in the window, changed her pyjamas and went to sleep, eighteen inches above her bed.

Michelle


Michelle was first off the boat, splashing through the shallows, hauling the vessel up onto the shale. She left the men to secure the ship, unsheathed her sword, and ran to the top of the nearest dune. As she crested the hill the new land opened before her - grassy meadows and thick oak forests, and not a single sign of people.

At one end of the beach they found an inlet where boats could enter and be sheltered, and at the head of the inlet, where the land was best for growing, they began to build. Michelle moved out of the sprouting village and onto the crest of a nearby hill, close to where the forest began, and where she could see the sea before her and the mountains behind.

By the time the summer ended, five months later, she had cleared the stones from the meadow and used them to build a solid home, and had already harvested her first crop of rye. She had killed a wild pig, half of which she'd salted, the other half she'd traded for fish, and the forest, though treacherous to the unwary, was a good provider of fruit, nuts and game.

On the first cold night of the autumn, Michelle cooked a simple meal on the hearth, then settled down to sleep. There were men in the village who would visit if asked, but tonight she had not asked. She had been born on an autumn night such as this, and as she fell to sleep she remembered her childhood across the water, and her mother calling her name...

["Michelle... Michelle..."]

She woke with a start. The fire had burned low. She heard her mother whisper

["Michelle..."]

and thought that perhaps she was still dreaming. But the wind sighed at the doorway, and her breath condensed in the frigid air, so when the call came again

["Michelle..."]

she threw more wood on the fire, stoked the embers, and listened.

["Michelle... Michelle..."]

The next time the voice called her a gust of wind snatched it away. She donned her furs, took her sword from its scabbard, and stepped out into the night.

["Michelle... Michelle...]

She stood in the shadow by the door. The crescent moon offered little light, but the skies were clear and her eyes adjusted to the starlight.

["Michelle... Michelle...]

But she could see no-one. She moved around the house, her sword raised. A bird fluttered from under the eaves and she stopped herself from swinging at it. It flew away into the night

["Michelle..."]

and she followed the line of the house around, her heart beating faster.

["Michelle..."]

She reached the back of the house, and stopped.

["MICHELLE..."]

The whisper was coming from the forest, and the voice was more insistent now, so she turned towards the trees, her sword hand behind her, the weapon hidden, but ready to strike.

["Stop..."]

She stopped, three paces from the trees. She peered into the wood, but could see nothing.

["Do not look at us, SEE us..."]

She closed her eyes, and opened her third eye, the unseen eye, which her mother had taught her could see things that her two eyes could not, and with that third eye she looked again.

["See us..."]

And she saw. There were figures amongst the trees, strange long-limbed creatures, with pointed ears and flattened noses, and as they stood there and regarded her they made small, stiff movements of the head, as if straining to hear.

["See us..."]

"I see you," she croaked, and her throat had become dry. "I see you," she said, and the figures heard her.

["See us, we are dying..."]

And she saw that the figures did indeed look sickly, faded, mere memories of once-strong beings. "I see you," she said, and they heard her, and she saw that it gave them a little strength, and with that strength they reached out

["Help us..."]

towards her. She stood there for a long time, searching her feelings.

["Help us this day or no other, today you have the power..."]

And her feelings spoke to her, with her mother's voice, and the voice said "Trust".

She dropped the sword, threw back her head, lifted her gaze to the sky, and bared both her wrists to the

["faeries..."]

creatures, who bared their teeth and came to her. They drank from her, and they grew stronger, but rather than depleting her their thirst gave her a feeling of power, and she filled with light, with joy, with strength, and the stars shone brighter than ever before.

And then they were gone.

Michelle opened her two eyes and looked. The creatures - "faeries", she thought - had melted back into the woods, it seemed, or she had lost the ability or the will to see them.

She went back inside.

In the years after, Michelle's power grew and grew again. She became queen of her tribe, and defended them in times of war with cunning and guile, and guided them through times of hardship with wisdom and, it often seemed, a unearthly good fortune.

She had many children, and they grew strong and bold, and they spread out across the land, and became kings and queens of new dominions, and every year, on the anniversary of their mother's birth, they would celebrate the coming cold with joy, because with the cold the faeries would come to feed.

Ross


Ross wore O's uniform as a tribute. This was a mistake. When he arrived into the chaos on Staging Station DD2770 the assignments officer mistook him for a returnee and assigned him to Three-Tiger, a veteran platoon. He brought the mistake to the attention of the platoon leader, and the sergeant listened politely, chewed his leather jerky and said "you in Three-Tiger now, son, because I need bodies more'n I need training", and then walked away.

The transport left while they were still stowing their gear, and they were in stasis before Ross had time to introduce himself to his new comrades.

They came out of stasis in orbit, fifteen clicks above the battleground, and Ross barely had time to register the transition before they were suiting up for the drop.

"New kid!" yelled a tough-looking vet, the name BAXTER stencilled on her helmet, and when Ross turned to her she shouted "Don't puke on your visor. Aim downwards! Downwards!" Ross nodded again, and Baxter punched him in the side of the helmet, in what Ross presumed was a gesture of encouragement, but one that left his neck sore and one ear ringing. "You goin' ta combat!" she yelled at him. "You a soldier new-born today!"

And then they dropped.

The landing craft hammered through the outer atmosphere, four platoons on board, a hundred and sixty men and women. Ross puked the whole way down, but he puked downwards, and while his suit filled with the stench of bile, his visor stayed clear.

As the glider pulled out of freefall and skimmed the air, the soldiers around him geared up for the fight. "We're goin' bug-huntin'!" yelled one hard-looking grunt, and Ross realised that whatever they were doing to prepare, he should be doing it too. He racked his weapon, checked the breach. It seemed clear, but he wouldn't have known if it wasn't. He checked the grenades slung on his chest. They were there. Were they safe? He didn't know. He found a switch marked "SAFE" on his rifle, and clicked it off. Baxter reached over and clicked it back on again.

Then they touched down.

The platoon bolted down the ramp and fanned out, weapons at the ready. The wind whipped the coarse sand across Ross's visor, and he followed Baxter, trying to ape her movements. She reached across once again and clicked his safety off.

"We move!" came the sergeant's bark in Ross's earpiece, and he followed Baxter as they sprinted towards a walled settlement at the head of the nearby ravine, the lander rising behind them. "Actors beyond, zero-oh-five!" came the bark, and Ross saw Baxter change direction. She dropped to one knee and took aim, and he did the same. "Mortars!" came the order, and Ross saw a two-man team of sappers with a shoulder-mounted launcher aim high into the ravine.

The first shot went over the walls and far into the hills, but when the explosion came the ground shook so hard it almost knocked Ross from his feet. The team prepared another charge, but even as the shout "Incoming!" came through his earpiece Ross saw the bugs coming over the wall. Fifteen feet tall, he could see why they were called "bugs", even though these killing machines weren't like any bug he'd ever seen. "FIRE!" came the order, but the platoon had already opened up. Although his urge was to blanket the onrushing horde with a sustained volley, Ross saw Baxter pick her targets and squeeze off a burst at a time, dropping a bug with each, and he tried to do the same.

The bugs were torn apart, but they kept coming, the humans heavily outnumbered, and just as the fire-team had readied the next mortar the bugs were on them. Baxter put a burst into the lead bug, but as it fell it knocked the fire-team back, and the mortar discharged straight upwards.

Ross stared upwards. It didn't take experience to know that a mortar round that went straight up would have to come straight down.

When the explosion came he felt like he'd been killed, his family back home had been killed, and the life he'd lived before coming here had been killed too. The blast threw him three hundred feet across the gravel and when he came up against the boulder that stopped him only the strength of his suit saved him from breaking every bone in his body and mashing his heart onto his breastbone.

He came to gagging for breath, and immediately puked on his visor. He dragged himself to his feet, and stood there, unsteady even with the support of the suit's exo-skeleton, and through the streaks he saw the damage done.

The crater was thirty metres across, and it stood between where he'd thought the platoon had stood, right where the bugs had been most concentrated. Three-Tiger was strewn across a good square mile of terrain. He was the only one standing, one or two were moving, but most were motionless, prone. The bugs were spattered all over the place, green gore everywhere, and those that still moved were dying. Except...

Ross turned.

There, not twenty feet from him, was a bug.

It was injured, but it was alive. He raised his weapon. But something stayed his finger on the trigger. The bug looked pitiful. It made a high-pitched metallic scream, a sound Ross had never heard before and never wanted to hear again, but one he knew could only have been a cry of pain. And then it turned towards him. It had many eyes, but Ross could see the plea for mercy in its expression, and he lowered his weapon, and reached his hand out to it.

It moved so fast he barely had time to move backwards, but that two-inch movement was enough to save his life, as the spear-like prong on the bug's great tail came down, gouged a line down his face-plate and buried itself in the ground between his feet. He stumbled backwards, his weapon in one hand, firing wildly, and by the time he'd recovered his composure enough to bring the gun to bear on its target the magazine was empty. But then he noticed that the bug's spike had hooked the belt of grenades from his chest.

But not all of their rings.

The bug raised the spine again, ready to strike, and the grenades exploded.

It screamed again, its main weapon destroyed, and with one leg it reached out towards him, even as he fumbled to replace the mag in his rifle, but then the leg seemed to explode from within, and then the head, and the bug collapsed into itself, dead, and Ross realised that Baxter was beside him, her finger on the trigger of her weapon, putting the bug down forever.

She turned to him, stared into his visor, expressionless. Then she smiled. "Happy birthday, shithead!" she yelled, then walked away, heading for the settlement walls.

Ross watched her go. And he realised he was smiling. "You're alive," he said to himself. "Today is a very good day."

He snicked the magazine home, racked a round into the breach and flicked the safety on. Taking off after Baxter, he marched off into the war.

Tony, Jasper and Gillian


They followed the creature across the country. They almost caught it in an abandoned hotel in Indianapolis, and in North Dakota they missed it by less than an hour on the crest of a snow-blown ridge, its campfire still smoking. They followed the trail on foot for two days, and an hour after crossing the border into Montana they spotted their quarry on a distant hilltop.

It was limping, whether from the bullet Tony had given it on the quayside in New York or the fall from the second-floor window in the hotel in Indy. It had found an overcoat somewhere, but it wouldn't pass for human long, and not at all up close. They fanned out, Tony on the left, Gillian on the right, Jasper in the middle, and stepped up their pace, eating cake from their packs in preparation for the task ahead.

The creature heard them coming, but there was nothing it could do. It tried to climb to safety, and they cornered it on on a scree-strewn slope below a sheer cliff. They stood off it, two hundred yards away apiece, and it drew its gun and tried to draw a bead on each of them, but at that range the caplock revolver was nearly useless, and when it had fired all six shots they moved forward, knowing the old percussion model would take the creature too long to reload.

They drew their own guns and approached.

"Lay down your weapon, creature!" shouted Tony, his rifle at his shoulder. The creature did so, and they noticed its claws extend and retract as it prepared for close-quarters combat. Jasper raised a hand and the three humans stopped.

"Creature," spoke Gillian, gently soothing, but not letting her rifle waver from its target. The creature turned its one good red eye upon her. "We are here to ease your pain, friend," she said, and the creature grunted. Pain was all it knew.

A thunderhead above the butte burst and rain poured down upon them. They blinked through the curtains of water brimming from their hats, but their aim did not waver.

"We are the three, born on the one day, in the one moment, brought into the world to free thee from thy prison," spoke Jasper, the speech that had so far seen the ending of seven murderous beasts on five continents. "We shall give thee a death of quiet dignity or honorable action -- "

The creature leapt.

Even in the rain the shots rang against the cliff-side and echoed across the hills, and the creature was dead before it fell. Blood trickled onto the rocks beneath it. Tony lit a cigarallo, spitting cheap tobacco onto the sand. Jasper leaned on the gun and silently saluted the fallen beast. Gillian stood over the creature, watched its blood mix with the rain and soak into the dirt, and shed a single tear.

And then they went to work.

While Tony and Jasper collected wood with which to burn the body, Gillian stood over the creature, made the sacred sign of the heart and whispered the prayer that would send the creature's tortured soul back to the light.

The rain stopped, and the cold sun shone down upon them, and they burned the creature's body and threw the ashes to the four winds.

And in northern Thailand another tortured soul approached an unsuspecting village, an unquenchable thirst upon its lips.

Una, Zachary and Jeff


Una woke first, lying on her back in the dark, on what seemed to be a floor made out of soft wax. Far above her, a flame flickered beyond a pin-prick in what was either the ceiling or the top of a very long tube. Una put her finger on her chin and thought very hard.

"Are we in a chimney?" asked Zachary, clearly still groggy from the fall.

"Or a mine-shaft?" whispered Jeff, which Una thought was a more sensible idea, but still wrong.

"Shush!" she shushed. They shushed.

She listened very carefully, and in the distance was sure she could hear singing. The same singing as they'd heard at the party from which they'd just vanished.

As her eyesight adjusted to the light she noticed that the walls of the - admittedly very chimney and/or mineshaft-like - space were also made of the same waxy substance as the floor, apart from one protrusion, a kind of waxy, ropey cylindrical shape, half-buried in the wall, rising vertically towards...

"We're in the candle!" said Una.

"But how?!" demanded Zachary.

"Magic!" hissed Jeff, more dramatically than perhaps he should have, given that they were young wizards magicians who had been at wizard magic school for at least, oh, several months at this stage.

Una's eyes adjusted further to the low light, and she saw something that shocked her.

"Oh no!" she cried, shocked.

Strewn about the floor were the bones and uniforms of the young wizards magicians who had gone missing before, on the occasion of their birthdays.

"We're going to die!" cried Zachary, and although he left the word "imminently" out of his exclamation, they all understood that he did not mean "eventually".

"No we are not!" said Jeff, and turned to Una for confirmation. Una's lip trembled. "That's right, Jeff," she lied through her teeth. And she reached out and held his hand.

And the bones on their hands were still entwined when the following year's victims found them there, skeletally dead.

They were rescued when... oh, let's say Zachary remembered a spell he'd forgotten and magicked them to safety.

Dermot and Darach


On the morning of his 43rd birthday, against his better judgement, Darach woke up. For a moment he didn't move, didn't even open his eyes, but then the wakefulness overtook him and he surrendered.

He forced his eyelids apart. The room had not changed since he'd gone to bed.

He blinked.

No, still the same.

Darach sighed.

He reached for his phone. 5.13am. No messages.

He swung his legs out of the bed, planted his feet on the floor, then hauled himself upright. He ran a hand through his hair.

Someone coughed politely.

Darach froze, unsure if the cough came from within the room or from inside his own head.

"Terribly sorry," said a voice.

Darach carefully unfroze. There, in the easy chair, in the corner, all in shadow...

"Good morning," said the figure.

"What the..." said Darach, but the figure was ahead of him.

"Happy birthday, Darach," the man said.

"The fuck are you?" asked Darach.

"My name is... let's say it's Kelly."

Kelly's voice sounded strange to Darach, like it was coming from far away.

"The fuck you doing in my house, Kelly?"

Kelly smiled. "How sure are you that this is your house?"

Darach looked closer at the man, and realised that something wasn't right. Kelly was tall, his hair styled in what Darach presumed was the latest trend in some sub-culture or other, but it wasn't just that. There was a gleam in Kelly's eye, not a reflection, but... a sparkling galaxy, a constellation of LEDs.

Kelly grinned and reached out a finger, pointing at Darach... but as he extended his hand he seemed to touch something, and a ripple went out, as if he had disturbed the surface of an invisible vertical pool.

"There, perhaps, yes, you are in your house. Here... this is my house."

"You projecting across town into my house for a reason, Kelly?"

"Not across town, Darach. Across time."

"Sure. From two minutes ahead. Neat trick. Can I get my breakfast now?"

"Not two minutes, Darach."

Darach stopped.

"Two minutes is all the machines can manage."

Kelly smiled and shook his head.

"Quite a lot more than that, Darach, quite a lot more."

Kelly rose, in a movement that Darach thought more closely resembled floating than the regular human motion he had become used to for, well, forever. And he was tall, this Kelly. Very tall. Close to two metres, Darach thought.

"Come with me, Darach, we have important work to do."

Kelly held out his hand in invitation.

Darach hesitated.

Kelly raised an eyebrow and asked "Do you have something better to do, Darach?"

Darach knew he was right. He stood. Took a pace towards the invisible... field, or wall, or film, or whatever it was.

He touched it, and it rippled. It felt cold. Unwelcoming.

"I should get dressed," said Darach.

"We have everything you need," said Kelly.

Darach nodded, took a breath, and stepped into another world.